The Story of Abraham (A folk-tale). =================================== (Anonymous) "Speaking of prostitutes,"said Abraham,"how is the Queen?" The King,taking this as an insult,banished Abraham to the desert for forty years. Whilst wandering through one particularly nice part,all the while considering his good fortune to be sent somewhere where umbrellas were unnecessary,he chanced upon a very small girl with very short legs and very low morals. "Canst thou fuck,Abraham?"quoth she. "Like a duck can swim!"replied Abraham,and set about it with a will. Some (9) months later he again happened to be in that very same part of the desert where the weather was so kind,and,as fortune would have it he chanced upon the very same very small girl with very short legs and even lower morals. "Thou hast given me a son,Abraham,"quoth she."What steps wilt thou take?" "Ruddy great bollocking big ones out of this Desert!"replied Abraham, and set about it with a will. Meanwhile,back at the Palace,shit was being thrown at random; but Random,being a cunning bugger,ducked,and the shit hit the King full in the face. "Shit!"cried the King,and forty thousand arseholes strained to his royal command. "Fuck me,"exclaimed the Duchess. "Not again!"groaned the Duke,as he pulled her on to him by the scruff of the cunt like an old,battered welly-boot. Thousands perished as the whole population of the Country rushed to see the spectacle; all,that is,except for one lazy Wanker who was sleeping under a Fig tree. Here endeth the story of Abraham.